Here's the Completely and Utterly Expurgated Boris: No ********** or ********** ******"

What is the point if ...: "there is no mention of ********** or ********** ******"? While Boris' choice, satirically off-colour expletives still ring in Mr Cleverly's ears for switching on yesterday's video without sound, Mr Dale compiles a book with the best bits taken out in advance.

Let's have analysis on the question of Tory selection in the Maidstone and Weald constituency instead.