Pillow Talk : Cameron is "Unbelievably Soft"

Sadly the eBay pillowcase of sexy super "Dave" Cameron has turned out to be part of a cursed international money laundering heist. A tissue of lies. Day dreaming towards oblivion.

Every eBayer who has claimed to stock these luxury items (from $11 plus about $20 postage to UK) which like "Dave" are "unbelievably soft" etc etc has been turned to dust by eBay HQ.

Apparently, like Dave, they are full of empty promises; they live in a dream world; and they think it "don't get better than ..." helping themselves. A cruel Con trick that's what.

The illustration above, of the new Tory threesome model, has been produced at great expense by the LoL art department. All previous "genuine" web images have been confiscated from the tricksters responsible and are being held as evidence by eBay taste and honesty police.