Thursday, January 18, 2007

Cllr John Leech MP - Finally Catching Him Doing Something Right?


Delectable Kerron Cross is a team mate of Fat and Unfit Johno's (FUJ, pronounced and henceforth written FUDGE) in the Parliamentary Footie Team. They stuffed a bunch of chefs on Tuesday in what Kerron allows was even more flukey than usual.

FUDGE scored two well-taken goals, a very nice man called Phil Smith - a ringer from the FA scored another, and a well-taken (like "stolen" as in "stolen parliamentary election"?) penalty (Stephen Hepburn MP) was the difference at the end of a game of two halfs. The chefs were sick as parrots, But then again they had baked and then ate all the pies, except for the ones stuck to FUDGE's firebelly.

Presumably MPs and researchers and FA lobbyists get Tuesday mornings off for "Games"? A good idea that they could introduce in schools and colleges which have lost the knack of keeping kids lean. Or was that FUDGE's ex-employers McDonalds that did that? Kerron has pointed out there are no divisions until mid afternoon on Tuesdays. Which is not to say other MPs don't get any work done while the boys are at play.

On the subject of third and fourth jobs for the boy-Leech-done-good I took the time to scrutinise Leechies Town Hall RMI (Register of Members' Interests) entry while I was there to check on some of his pals yesterday.

A third job for RAC Motoring has been hurriedly scrawled out by a man in a hurry. On the document it was actually typed ABOVE his parliamentary moonlighting efforts. Probably he had to choose between the footie and the call centre and something had to give. Next this born-again fibber will be telling us McDonalds have more nutrition in the cardboard tubs than in the Fudge McFlurries!

UPDATE: Kerron has enforced some penalty re-typing.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

As the proud purchaser of a phoney PhD from a non-accredited onionversity I can tell you that there is FAR MORE nutrition in the tub around a McFlurry than in the vicious and empty untrue and empty calories of the product itself.

There is also more truth written on the said tub than in any leaflet ever produced by your man FUDGE. He seems like the sort of guy I could get on with though as he might well invest in a phoney degree from a non-accredited onionversity or buy some of my Horny Goat's Weed "for men".

Chris Paul said...

Does anyone reading know what class of degree John Leech got for his Politics and history studies at Brunel Onioniversity?

Kerron said...

I should point out a couple of things:

1) The penalty was scored by Stephen Helpburn MP - I see your potted match report accidentally forgets to credit him. ;-)

2) The games take place on Tuesday mornings. Therefore there is no need to get off the whip as the House doesn't sit till 2.30pm on Tuesdays. That would mean the first possible vote would be 3.30pm at the earliest.

That's about all I want to correct from your story, I think. :-)

Kerron said...

Ha ha, great typo there!

That should be Stephen Hepburn, not Stephen Helpburn btw! ;-)

Chris Paul said...

Thanks Kerron - is this Helpburn/Hepburn chap one of ours? Is so I will speed to include his accurately tipped namo! Your ringer Phil was very helpful when I was doing some research on supporters trusts and indeed trying to get a contemporary resolution together - CLP sent me with a quite measured take on "Blair Must Go" instead which strangely enough CAC did not let through - they said it was already on the agenda but I'm sorry to say I didn't find it 18 months ago. Your roving centre forward has got in a right pickle with a leaflet fraud warning ...

Kerron said...

Leaflet Fraud Warning? Tell me more.

Stevie Hepburn is Labour MP for Jarrow. As I point out, it is a cross party team so there isn't really a lot of mileage in politicising attacks on those who play on it.

BTW Phil Smith is a great guy, really nice. He even took this great photo for me at Stamford Bridge. :-)

http://kerroncross.blogspot.com/2006/06/save-of-season.html

Chris Paul said...

Fraud Warning from John Leech. Just asking for it given his hospital hoaxes, cemetary conspiracies and police palavers. Will get that picture up soon I hope.

Chris Paul said...

Cracking save btw.