Cllr John Leech MP - Finally Catching Him Doing Something Right?

Delectable Kerron Cross is a team mate of Fat and Unfit Johno's (FUJ, pronounced and henceforth written FUDGE) in the Parliamentary Footie Team. They stuffed a bunch of chefs on Tuesday in what Kerron allows was even more flukey than usual.

FUDGE scored two well-taken goals, a very nice man called Phil Smith - a ringer from the FA scored another, and a well-taken (like "stolen" as in "stolen parliamentary election"?) penalty (Stephen Hepburn MP) was the difference at the end of a game of two halfs. The chefs were sick as parrots, But then again they had baked and then ate all the pies, except for the ones stuck to FUDGE's firebelly.

Presumably MPs and researchers and FA lobbyists get Tuesday mornings off for "Games"? A good idea that they could introduce in schools and colleges which have lost the knack of keeping kids lean. Or was that FUDGE's ex-employers McDonalds that did that? Kerron has pointed out there are no divisions until mid afternoon on Tuesdays. Which is not to say other MPs don't get any work done while the boys are at play.

On the subject of third and fourth jobs for the boy-Leech-done-good I took the time to scrutinise Leechies Town Hall RMI (Register of Members' Interests) entry while I was there to check on some of his pals yesterday.

A third job for RAC Motoring has been hurriedly scrawled out by a man in a hurry. On the document it was actually typed ABOVE his parliamentary moonlighting efforts. Probably he had to choose between the footie and the call centre and something had to give. Next this born-again fibber will be telling us McDonalds have more nutrition in the cardboard tubs than in the Fudge McFlurries!

UPDATE: Kerron has enforced some penalty re-typing.