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Guido Fawkes: Found on a HP Photocopier
Guido Fawkes - the blogger, not the failed left footed regicide (sorry Lorenzo) - is scrupulously careful and must therefore have something against one of Labour's Flintshire MPs.
Fawkes or his co-conspirators have found a helpful Gordon Brown form press release on a photocopier somewhere - or spoiling the illusion been sent one - by their own speedy MP keen to spread good news fast. But after blocking out almost all the clues as to where it's come from they've left in (or inserted) one clue that is "Flintshire".
So are they targeting and trying to turn Agent Hanson seen (above) spreading light and happiness with Comrade Miliband (eyes left and following his master in inadequate sockage), raised a devout Marxist; or would red spy Mark Hami (right) be Guido's delight, clutching a great Russian Dirigiste Bear close to his chest?
5 comments:
I reckon Handsome has just told Milipede an hilarious green light bulb joke that starts:
How many Brownies does it take to change a light bulb?
Any answers?
Meanwhile it looks like Hami is being interviewed for a Brass Eye special on why Teddies in Enid Blyton books are a metaphor for illegal immigrants from Germany - and should be banned - whereas Enid's Gollies are always lovely and should be restored to a prominent part in our national life.
"Remember children: Teddies are EVIL and Gollies are GOOD."
The eyes have it.
Can find NO jokes at all involving Brownies or other patriotic or paramilitary youth orgs ... and light bulb jokes acceptable ... or newly invented Brownie, Blairite, Jon Cruddas Supporters, etc etc
Caroline Flint instead? Think outside the box.
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