Friday, March 02, 2007

Oh My God: BBC Gagged Over Secret Plans


Unlike Iain Dale who claims an EXCLUSIVE but says nothing and pussyfoots around alleged names he allegedly knows I can reveal that the BBC has been injuncted from revealling that every member of the Bullingdon Boys (Class of 1987) has been promised, by big D, a modest K or an immodest P - at some stage - for maintaining their generous contributions to the old alma mater. An Alma Mater which is now planning to move on from smashing up restaurants to again smashing up communities and livelihoods.
MEANWHILE, SADLY: Guido is pissed and incoherent. It's Friday night and Guido's an amateur.

3 comments:

lorenzo23 said...

Am I seeing things but has that Thatcher statue got one finger up to us all outside "middle England"...

Chris Paul said...

Actually, if you know the Palace of Westminster, you do don't you Lorenzo?, the matchless witch is flicking the bird at (depending on whose theodolite you use) David Cameron or Nick Clegg, er I mean W Menzies Campbell. HM Opposition basically. Could be Charles Clarke soon. It is a terrible piece of monumental sculpture isn't it? Better than poor Turing in Manchester. But stuffed by Formby in Douglas.

Have you reviewed Queen and Country yet? I've written one, but waiting for yours mate.

lorenzo23 said...

Building up to Queen and Country. I think it's going to be emotional. But that's what artists do sometimes.

There is a war memorial at Victoria Station where Platform 1 used to be (Co-op Bank end) and there are always flowers there in November - it's where the troops left from in WW1. That's very sad.

On a brighter note Sir Ming has been sent from heaven - let's get back to a proper two horse race with Big D.