Breaking News 3: More Woes For BBC as Yet Another Blue Peter Scandal Emerges

TODAY 11:59PM

THERE ARE RED FACES all round today at the BBC and Blue Peter as yet another deception scandal has been leaked to the press. This folows hot on the heels of Wogan-Gate, Recipe-Gate, Blue-Peter-Phone-Fiddle-Gate, and Easter-Songs-of-Praise-Gate. The working title of this new cross "Gate" is said to be "Shoe-Shine-Shuffle-Business-Not-Charity-Gate. At least one North West MP is said to have colluded with the emerging scam.