Breaking News: Police Snatch Pensioner in Didsbury

TODAY: 11:00 am
POLICE HAVE sealed off a pensioner's home in Didsbury following an undercover operation lasting for "more than 12 months" which itself followed an anonymous tip off.

An unnamed pensioner, considered something of a local community hero, is said to be helping police with their enquiries. And in an unusual twist the RSPCA have attended the scene and taken some unspecified livestock into protective custody.

More from LOL as this story develops.