Trigger Ballots: Campaigner Abbott Sails Hackney Marshes, Wareing Finds Mersey Rock

Media Star Diane Abbott is through despite Luke's voting against her. Bob Wareing is demanding a recount over "irregularities". But how irregular can a count of a dozen or so branches and unions be?

He may yet win through as he is well loved by local people and the careerist rats who planned this could yet be divided and ruled. But our rebellious hero, loved precisely FOR being rebellious, is 76 and could be 79 and 84 respectively at the start and finish of his, er, second but last term. He has already been TWICE more than he said in 1997.

Seems to LOL that while Diane did the business on Andrew Neill's couch Bob has been derelict in neither nurturing an heir/ess for his prime real estates nor organising and protecting his own reselection.