Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Iain Dale's Diary: Gordon Brown Celebrity Watch


Iain Dale is splitting hairs and spitting fur over the latest alleged contradiction in Gordon Brown's racy lifestyle. According to The Sun Mr Brown had a £100 haircut at a swanky salon. Iain says this was an attempt to "be seen". Not so. One of Iain's groupies says it was a "take out" at home.

But either way Mr Dale is suggesting that because Mr Brown gets a haircut from a salon that also crimps some celebs he cannot also be aiming to sink personality politics ahead of taking down adonis Dave-id Cameron and toothsome Nick Clegg.

If we're going to get catty on this ... Just where and for how many yankee dollars does Dave-id Cameron get his various complex comb overs sorted?

I recall it was supposedly at his local barbers that a change was first made, though I do suspect that the various adaptations to the new look over the following days with diminishing locks to work with may have required more than the "£6 Tuesday morning special for distressed Old Etonians". Quite a struggle today deciding whether to put picture left, right or centre.

6 comments:

Hamer Shawcross said...

*snorkle*

jailhouselawyer said...

If Gordon Brown knows anything about money, he will know that he has paid £95 more than he needs to for a haircut.

Chris Paul said...

He is doing an interview over the next 40 days for a very well paid job with good prospects. And he might possibly not suit a number cut as you or I. Fortunately he has no tache to wax lyrical as HS.

Anonymous said...

Spot on Jailhouse.
LMFAO

Unknown said...

Hey Chris, call that an interview? 7 week-long party political broadcast more like.

Chris Paul said...

Whatever ku33511 ... I call it an interview, with the country mainly, and think it's worth a few bob to keep his bob in check - though bobbing into a local barber for something for the weekend in every port would be a good call.