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Libdemologists: Millionairess Mimicster Featherstone Picks a Funny Way to Resign
The Vulcan Millionairess Mimicster Lynne Featherstone was the only one - including Ming - who managed to keep their eyes open as Ming explained his controversial Equality plan. Controversial mainly because they don't mean it.
"Well it would be foolish to say he looks like a young contender." Said Lynne to e-politix. "On the other hand I am coming round to favouring ... wisdom and integrity and actually meaning what you say."
Is Lynne in the wrong party? "While there might be an image issue ... I have no doubt the more you see of Ming the more people will like of Ming."
Well I know that the more I see of him and his polls and his election results the more I like the look of him.
But apparently younger Lib Dem MPs simply can't bear to look.
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Perhaps it was a case of "close your eyes and imagine we were a real political party, one with policies, one that shared these policies with the voters instead of just constantly whining, one which gave a flying fox about equality ...".
Featherbrain has been tricked like this before and won't be closing here eyes while in goosing range of old Ming, even if his hands are held out in some mysterious masonic gesture, shared by Bennie Hill.
The over-confident Ms Brent may also be peeking. Similar reasons no doubt.
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