EXCLUSIVE Tory Cuts: Week Slashed to 72 Hours

Iain Dale has confounded critics who dub him the motley "court blogger" for Old King Cameron with a shocking revelation of Tory cuts that get right to the heart of the national life. He's done a Willets!

Since when was Wednesday "about a week ago"? Give us back the other 58% of our week you blue scoundrels!

Apart from the whoopsy we find the jester Dale listing a number of New Labour Ministers and inviting readers to put away their potty mouths and misogyny for a moment and rank their favourite three most incompetent 1-2-3.

The following is by no means a comprehensive list of Ministers now judged COMPETENT and BEYOND REPROACH by Iain Dale's Diary:

Hazel Blears escapes I see, and Alan Johnson, and Peter Hain, and Hilary Benn (i.e. four of the five DL Minister candidates), and Jack Straw, and David Miliband, and Michael Meacher, and Beverly Hughes (!), and Phil Woolas, and Andy Burnham, and Alan Milburn, and Ian McCartney, and Alistair Darling, and Baroness Amos, and Robin Cook, and Richard Caborn, and Meg Munn, and very surprisingly David Blunkett, and Tony Blair himself.

Hurrah! Names of others missed in comments please.

Meanwhile the Tories are dipping into a very shallow and small gene pool of toffs, biffers, blethers and Bullingdon bullshitters.