Friday, May 04, 2007

Uk-elections-2007: Corridor Gossip 2


Have a good chat with some of the real journalists getting paid to do this. We start from general chit-chat about Unicorn Greengrocers. The myth about their fury if anyone asks to be served honey.

The Tesco nearby that was stymied by old Leechy, to the disgust of many local people in Stretford and indeed in Chorlton. Next he's going to try to fight off a Tesco Metro to replace the Exxon petrol station (hurrah!) but I cannot say I wish him success with that one.

When it comes to which seats are running close and which are not these people don't seem to have a clue what's going on.

3 comments:

lorenzo23 said...

True story: Customer on being told don't sell honey.
"Don't sell honey!!! Why it's the food of the gods!!!"
Reply:
"No, Ambrosia is the food of the gods, and we don't sell that either"

Chris Paul said...

Very droll. So it's not true that people get their lights punched out by devout bee-lovers? And there is presumably an explanation for all the sugar based products on the beer shelves?

Anonymous said...

Typical Chorltonite.
Having a go at low paid workers.