Ealing Southall Cocktails: A Recipe for Distress?

From Dr Wakefield's cock and bull stories to the Mirror revelation that Cameron's Tory "Tony Lit" has no interest in party politics whatsoever.

Meanwhile as Dave-id visits for about the fifth time for a Cameron's Conservatives' Cocktail Cornucopia Tom Watson is inviting the campaign team, including the virtual brigades, to suggest a Conservative Cocktail we would be and why.

Well, clearly a Long Island Iced Tea (LIIT) might hit the spot? Or a Take Ealing Slammer may await naughty Grant Schweppes, or Take Ealing Sunrise for that matter?

There's always a Kensington Court Special or a Savoy Corpse Reviver as the nearest thing to Lit's alleged-by-sockpuppets Chelsea mansion and impending doom.

A large Blueberry Tea or a Blue Hawaii may remind of the flag of convenience, or a Cameron Bull Shot may be just the ticket.

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