Question: What's the Point of the Conservatives?

The Stirrer poses an excellent question. Rather similar to the other one Simon Jenkins likes to ask. Hat Tip: Bob Piper.

UPDATE: Jailhouse has the Tories as the Light Cavalry. Cameron's forebear William IV was gone by then but some of his illegitimates may have been in action. Imagine if they'd been born right. Victoria, William's niece (it says here), wouldn't have got the gig and Cameron would have been more in line. Yes, he really and truly is a toff.