Lunchtime Today: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

Well lunch actually. None other than Mr Will Parbury of the New, Improved, Parburypolitica up from Bath with tales from a Mr Peter Wheeler dinner of last night. A Burnham/Blears double act it seems.

Was able to check his side of some of those Burnage stories. And also teach him how to make a superior plate of scrambled eggs on lightly toasted heavily buttered home made granary loaf, washed down with home made lemon drizzle cake.

"Just like the Waltons" said Will mysteriously. In fact it was similar to that we served in the Castle Cafe in High Wycombe where I worked five mornings a week before going on to school and at weekends. Before the three day week and the new fangled dishwasher put paid to all that.

Meanwhile the ASDA free range egg carton revealed a profound wisdom. Allergy warning: contains eggs. Well I never!