Thursday, January 17, 2008

Shock Horror: High Tory Blogger Iain Escapes Bullet

Sunday 13 rather than Friday 13 but I can now reveal that those attempting to assassinate Tory Blogger Iain have missed their target. Was it perhaps Iain's little chipmunk Hazel Blears trying to spike a hostile story or even the leadership for allowing a Lad's Club protest?

Glad to say Iain's in fine fettle and shrugging off a carefully choreographed attack with a high performance rifle from a grassy knoll as "just one of those things my people experience every day". Something of the sang froid and spirit of a Bhutto, a Luther King or an old school Arch Duke. Well done Iain!

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