Immigration and Borders Agency: Time Travel Needed

An interesting missive arrives for Tarus. I open it as - although no one in the household has signed for it - it has a "to be signed for" sticker on it. Clearly important. It states that Tarus must attend and sign on 25 April 2008 or there might be trouble.

The letter is dated 23 April 2008. The postmark? 28 April 2008. He is off for a few days training, but when I catch up with him I'll explain that as an illegal alien he'll simply have to get into his time travel capsule to comply with the important government instruction.

There is more to this story than this mere ridiculousness but dear reader I'll keep the rest between myself, Tarus, our MP, and the Home Office for the time being.