'Twas hilarious seeing closet "Christian Right" fundie and Environment Shadow Peter Ainsworth MP having to go on BBC Newsnight tonight and pretend that - so soon after fighting "Three Elections and a Funeral" on Vote Blue Go Green - there was still a glimmer of life in the Tory Green Agenda.
Er, that Dave Cameron was still watching the debate with interest was actually the best he could do.
Phil Woolas MP meanwhile seemed reasonable, and assertive rather then aggressive with it.
While every last bit of the Cuddly Nu Tory myth on environmental concern - huskies, bicycles, windmills, executive jets - has completely collapsed.
The Nu Tory front organisation The Taxpayers' Alliance declared the Green Frost completely over almost a full week ago. 22 minutes in to this Newsnight piece.
"Last night (Friday 23) Matthew Elliott, of Tory Front, the Mindless Industrial Clots-funded the Taxpayers' Alliance, said: 'Now the credit crunch has hit people's pockets, there's no longer any public appetite for higher green taxes.'"
UPDATE WED 10:19: "Hummer" substituted for "Handcart" which as Lorenzo points out is a very green form of haulage.