Tory XXXX Sleaze: David's Family Values Franchise

Westmonster has gone stark raving mad with a real tear jerker. As has David Cameron. With the latest in the franchise Tory Sleaze VI - The Gravy Train b/w The Nanny State thrilling audiences across the nation he is about to re-launch another old franchise with Family Values III - Moralising Mediocrity; which is sure to unleash a stream of unfortunate tales of wedded woe from the party he would lead into government. Bring it on!