Saturday, June 14, 2008

Westmonster: Boris Johnson Is No Fly Boy! Unlike Dave



Boris sticks to a promise! Shock Horror! Westmonster have caught the owl of the remove downsizing his airline footprint. By personally planning on travelling cattle class to Beijing! And not taking Chef Ramsay! Or Brian Coleman!

Thing is Lord Ashcroft's non-domiciled, non-resident executive jet has a classless society on board does it not? All toffs together. Or perhaps Boris is relying on Chinese Fortune Cookie say: "Fawning airrine staff, bounce crown to first crass" (With apologies to Jonathon Ross).

As Westmonster has turned we are glad to see a whole flock of eagle-eyed seagulls following Boris' trawler of broken promises: Boris Watch | Boris Watchers | Bozzawatch | Dave Hill | Tory Troll | ... Don't Screw This Up.

2 comments:

Diablo said...

"...Or perhaps Boris is relying on Chinese Fortune Cookie say: "Fawning airrine staff, bounce crown to first crass" (With apologies to Jonathon Ross)..."

Surely you are using a Japanese accent, Chris? And isn't it Jonathan Woss?

Only trying to be helpful!

Chris Paul said...

Thanks for that Diablo. Much appreciated.