Gilliganocchio: Boris Puppet Caught Hand Shandying

By way of the small talk in the tap room at Sadie's Tavern we find that Tory Troll has caught Andrew Gilligan becoming something of a puppet maker Gepeto, tending to work with sock "wool before our eyes" puppets rather than traditional "falsa" wood, with Gilliganocchio and the whole sick crew of beastly rebuttalists, wicked wankers, and classic curmudgeons.

UPDATE Mon 14:12: Tory Troll has updates. Latest monkey spanking, Yesterday's thin white rope, Thursday 's spunky onanism. Update Tuesday noon, grammar and sense.