Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Tory Grooming: Iain Dale Grooming Chris Grayling



Above we have the Labour Party's Favourite Tory Blogger LPFTB Iain Dale leading a horse to water but he cannot make him drink.

The horse, formerly known as Eclipse is now named "Chris Grayling", though he's no gray - he's a liver chestnut or sorrel as it goes. Iain is it seems grooming him for the Chair of the Tory Party with Dave Cameron (far right) about to put him through his paces with a tough ride on the Newmarket downs.

And now all that junk about being a nice boy, nothing to be scared of, is behind him the Hon Dave won't be sparing the whip I can tell you. A nice rub down in the stables from head groom Damian Green to follow. Excellent spot from Tim Bloggerheads.

Have still not got to the bottom (ahem, sorry) of just why my own comment from yesterday 15:22 was removed by Guardian moderators.

My theory that this was because Iain objected to my mentioning the double-figure of incompetent broken links in a piece he wrote as a "blogging expert" for budding journalists must be true then.

14 comments:

jailhouselawyer said...

Why is Iain Dale wearing a odd white sock?

Anonymous said...

That's Gorden Brown (right)going to take Prudence downhill with the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

That's Gorden Brown (right)going to take Prudence downhill with the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Gordon Brown.

Chris Paul said...

It's Dave Cameron I tell you. Chris Grayling isn't going to be ridden by Gordon Brown now is he? never mind groomed by Iain Dale and Damian Green.

The name the horse got from his dam was "Eclipse" ... and the Tories nearly have been eclipsed in the polls as it goes.

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Anonymous said...

EHC - different rules apply to Labour trolls.

Chris Paul said...

Labour trolls "anon"? Do we have any of those here? That would be a surprise, wouldn't it?

Tories have stuck the word "grooming" connected with Damian Green out there. Deliberately.

And watching Dale's twitterings ahead of this development - about how he was off to launch some clever plan on the Green front - we must wonder who has "master"-minded this crock of smear.

Iain Dale has done the reverse smearing/reverse bullying thing.

This deserves to be lampooned to high Heaven.

Meanwhile ... I hear a third hand rumour that Nads brought her boyf home to rub in her second divorced husband's face, only last weekend.

But he, the boyf,'s cool. According to connections to my third hand rumour monger.

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Major General Pocklington Penis said...

Jeez - EHC - he's onto character assassination of a completely private matter! I do love the comedy value of this blog though.

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Chris Paul said...

Clearly MGPP Nadine Dorries' "private" life is not private as she blogs absolute crap about it all the time. Still not told us that she's given her daughter an overpaid job at the HoP though.

Neil Kinnock said...

Unlike Peter Hain's mum.