Breaking News: Mortified Morley Suspended From PLP

Although disgraced the newly released former-MP was able to leverage his recycling experience to gain a job as a Recycled Ink Cartridge model. "It's been a real pleasure shadowing inky today" said Morley "I can't wait to pull my tights on in my first full day at work tomorrow." Recycling ink cartridges good. Recycling mortgage statements bad.