Euros: Chris Davies MEP Tells LD House Paper "Go Swivel!"

[poetic licence]Rowen Online - the official throbbing tax-payer funded organ of the Rochdale Lib Dem party - are running a story in which failed Oldham and Saddleworth MP Chris Davies MEP blasts all journalists as "******* *****".

"I don't give a ******* **** about ******* journalists", said the usually mild-mannered, shandy drinking, fell running, but swivel eyed Lib Dem tosspot loon MEP when Rowen Online rang him for a triumphant quote.

He said: “I am very ******* frustrated. Ten ******* years I have ******* been in ******* Parliament, and not one ******* single ******* journalist, from any ******* media ******* organisation, has ******* bothered to ******* write about my ******* actual ******* work.

“I ******* couldn’t give a ******* toss now.

He added: “What about the ******* real ******* stories about the ******* work I ******* do on ******* climate ******* change and the ******* environment? You ******* don’t ******* see ******* that in the ******* media at ******* all.”

Although they're not actually journalists the staff at Rowen Online are proud that years of unpaid propaganda work for the Lib Dems has finally been rewarded with a goodly slice of skimmed parliamentary communications cash.

And they think the swivel eyed wanker of Saddleworth Moor is a ******* ingrate, listing some of their payola stories on his behalf:

Sleazy Euro Gravy Train Hits Rochdale

Sleazy Clegg Backs Sleazy Rip Off Davies on Expenses

Soppy MEP Backs Doe Eyed Fish Destroying Feeding Frenzy Seals

Skinflint Gazillionaire MEP Chisels Mobile Text Charges

Sadly they hadn't written any stories critical of Chris Davies MEP for applying over-claimed Euro expenses to political campaigning, despite claiming to be whiter than white. Or to his utterly wrong-headed communalist campaign in 2004, aped by defective Sajjad Haider Karim MEP with the Tories this time. The pair of former buddies are seen milking the ******* useless ******* journalist scumbags, for all they're ******* worth, in ******* happier ******* times.

This approach to ethnic communities and their use as voting blocks mirrors the rhetoric of the far right and was almost certainly one of a number of factors assisting the BNP gain a North West seat through the cynical 2009 Tory campaign - modelled on the cynical Davies 2004 Lib Dem campaign.

He says "Sod all you ******* journalist ******* bastards!" LOL say: "Sod you you ******* stupid bastard ******* Lib Dem politicians!"[/poetic licence]