Those Nutty Slack boys at the ever disgraceful Rochdale RAW have it seems been playing with themselves until their battered members are quite the red raw mess. Jismic explosion follows jismic explosion upon jismic explosion. Their knees have turned to water .. and they think they're going blind:
Without the slightest recognition in accounts or declarations the Pi-MP's Drake Street party operation takes between ten and twenty percent of the council chamber allowances action.
There have been runaways from this enforced taxing from PR. Will this continue if they're tearing each others throats put? Taylor - Sharif - Hennigan (right). Going Going Gone?
Which all brings us to Pukka Pies (£1.65 retail at the Brim Chippy) who are going to award the winner of the UK Snooker Championships their weight in their sponsor wares on top of their cheque. The Mail have the pictures of the pig frighteners.
PR Paul Rowen would surely be way outside the range of 356 to 276 pies of these snooker semi-finalists? A 500 pie-er perhaps? Can anyone trick him onto John Leech (approx 340 pies) MP's tax payer funded Weightwatcher scales (£57)?
Sir Cyril "Slap Up" Smith MBE might have been close to the 1000 pie mark in his prime I reckon? Three Ronnie O'Sullivans do you think? Perhaps more? Clearly he's all shrivelled now, in his dotage, but back in the day what was Cyril Smith's weight in pies?