Ms Nadine Bargery Dorries Mum-P is on the Way Out: Doing the Fritiwick, Doing the Flitwick, Doing the Flitwick Flounce

After the General Election we'll be continuing our study of the runnings of Ms Nadine Bargery-Dorries Mum-P. But this hideous smearage won't wait. Tim Ireland of Bloggerheads volunteered to help out a local voluntary organisation in Flitwick who had organised a hustings for the Mid Beds contest. Tim would help by recording the event and providing a copy for the organisation to place on their own website.

He used his own name throughout the arrangements. Nadine's face is a picture when the name is announced before concluding, as you would, that because he was not the antipodean Tim Ireland "of Croydon" he must be some other antipodean "Tim Ireland". There are loads of those about the place.

Volunteer videographer Tim Ireland had gone through everything with the organiser. He would make a VT for keeps in a reasonable resolution, and stream something a bit shoddy on the internet as things proceeded. And a bit shoddy is what they got! Them t'internet people.

Just watch it. There is a show of hands, a misunderstanding or three, a muddle, a "reveal" and denouncement, and finally a Flitwick flounce. At which point I understand from third parties that Nadine only blamed and smeared me in her twitter steam of doodooness. Naturally I was supporting the Konnie Huq family and the Gordon Brown family at a Labour #gordonflashmob in Manchester.

Bursting to tell the tales of Nadine's GlaxoBabies contract. Perhaps later. If she gets re-elected Nadine will be a little pocket timebomb on Cameron's back benches. We did warn the Conservative leader. But she seems to have the poor blighter bewitched.