Green Day: Nature Red in Tooth and Claw

Guido he speaks with fawked tongue having the cheek to show a BBC picture of two Tories fighting over the PR direction for their be-nighted party and re-caption it as if they are Labour folk. We're not going to buy that. They may look fluffy and cute like "Dave" but we all know they have (a) sharp claws and teeth and that (b) like a (Liam) Fox they "stinketh both at nose and tail".

A ZOOLOGIST WRITES: "These ferrets are indeed Tory creatures. But they are not fighting. They are in fact checking each other's "size of membership". If they are both A List they may then proceed to appoint themselves as PPCs and joyfully copulate."

Thank you Zoologist!