Centre Right Commentator: End of the World is Nigh! Blair to Resign This Week?

Iain Dale last evening reported some alleged banter between a BBC researcher and someone-who-might-possibly-be-able-to-put-them-in-touch with the estimable Charlie Whelan. CW might just offer some happy punditry, even FoC perhaps, should Gordon's glad day arrive anytime soon.

If Iain makes the prediction every few days he will eventually be right.

But the villagers will have stopped climbing the hill to chase off the wolf on his say so. And he may get mauled.

On the other hand in the version I told my children when they were young the scaremongering shepherd boy ate the wolf.
"What did it taste like?" I would ask gravely. "Too Hairy!" came the delighted reply.