Danny Finkelstein: Re-Naming Timothy Hames

Danny Finkelstein is hosting a competition to find a middle name for a colleague, Timothy Hames, right.

My nomination runs thusly:

Timothy should adopt a middle name in the tradition of family names as middle names - Hames. He should then adopt a different third name linking him with his American interests: Eisenhower.

Timothy Hames Eisenhower or THE for short. There's definitely an article in that Danny, yes siree!