Danny Finkelstein is hosting a competition to find a middle name for a colleague, Timothy Hames, right.
My nomination runs thusly:
Timothy should adopt a middle name in the tradition of family names as middle names - Hames. He should then adopt a different third name linking him with his American interests: Eisenhower.
Timothy Hames Eisenhower or THE for short. There's definitely an article in that Danny, yes siree!