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"If you dummies would sign these dummy petitions now" said John Leech "we can fill in here what we've decided is closing nearer the time.
"I sent this trick into Dirty Campaigning: The Handbook Labour Don't Know About and they've printed it with a picture of that Hospital Hoax picture we did."
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Good to see they arent taking the credit for the legislation that labour is putting through to actually stop homophobic bullying.
John Leech is suprised to meet the delegation demanding his resignation.
Adele - is that your best effort re a caption? The amazing thing is that they are signing the thing when one of their favourite occupation is bullying one another and opponents on the grounds of sexuality - whether that's gay or straight. And don't get me started on them and race ... ooops.
"As with all good conspiracies the Lib Dems were "right behind their man"; in just the position adopted by knife crime "hoaxers" in the tragic case of J Caesar."
Don't forget J Leech himself being "right behind" Charles Kennedy in his final days, but not being able to resist the temptation to boost Nick Clegg as his candidate for when they knifed him (South Manchester Reporter). Which was the very next week.
John Leech tries to laugh it off when a deputation of NHS patients hands him five writs (count 'em) related to profound damages to their health and well being through his series of shameless Hospital and Cancer hoaxes.
We are very disturbed that our client's notoreity and specific quantitative performance have been shamelessly ignored by your correspondent MHA Section 2 who appears a little unbalanced.
There were a minimum of 20 writs served on my client on the day in question, 10 of threm posthumous and I demand this be removed immediately and without delay.
Will you take this down now? Will you?
With spolling like that you can take a running jump matey.
Laughter is the best medicine recommends Cllr John Leech MP as he reveals the shocking FACT that ALL hospitals and doctors and dentists and vetinarians in the North West of England are to be closed TOMORROW. He knows this because a Doctor Nostrodamus told him and he has a diary note of the exact time and place: "1 April 2005 at 11 am". There will be no police whatsoever to quell the expected rioting as they are all closed too. The libraries, arts and leisure centres are all closed. All parks are knee deep in doggy doos. And there are leaves blocking every drain in the country. All this has been done by Tony Blair.
Man on far left :- Can't you look a bit gayer than that John
Man in the muddle :- What do you mean 'look'
Sorry, the place was a dark corridor in one of the more sordid corners of a doomed hospital.
Another caption:
By collecting all the vouchers in the 2005 Lib Campaign Focus series the lucky candidate found he had enough imaginatively designed paper to cover all the walls in the Gawsworth Asylum.
Any good?
Chris that wasn't a caption more a general comment.
"The finaslists in the dodgy haircut competition turn up to collect their certificates."
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