Friday, January 26, 2007

Friday Caption Competition



"If you dummies would sign these dummy petitions now" said John Leech "we can fill in here what we've decided is closing nearer the time.
"I sent this trick into Dirty Campaigning: The Handbook Labour Don't Know About and they've printed it with a picture of that Hospital Hoax picture we did."

13 comments:

Adele said...

Good to see they arent taking the credit for the legislation that labour is putting through to actually stop homophobic bullying.

parburypolitica said...

John Leech is suprised to meet the delegation demanding his resignation.

Chris Paul said...

Adele - is that your best effort re a caption? The amazing thing is that they are signing the thing when one of their favourite occupation is bullying one another and opponents on the grounds of sexuality - whether that's gay or straight. And don't get me started on them and race ... ooops.

Brutus said...

"As with all good conspiracies the Lib Dems were "right behind their man"; in just the position adopted by knife crime "hoaxers" in the tragic case of J Caesar."

Chris Paul said...

Don't forget J Leech himself being "right behind" Charles Kennedy in his final days, but not being able to resist the temptation to boost Nick Clegg as his candidate for when they knifed him (South Manchester Reporter). Which was the very next week.

MHA Section 2 said...

John Leech tries to laugh it off when a deputation of NHS patients hands him five writs (count 'em) related to profound damages to their health and well being through his series of shameless Hospital and Cancer hoaxes.

A Libel Lawyer said...

We are very disturbed that our client's notoreity and specific quantitative performance have been shamelessly ignored by your correspondent MHA Section 2 who appears a little unbalanced.

There were a minimum of 20 writs served on my client on the day in question, 10 of threm posthumous and I demand this be removed immediately and without delay.

Will you take this down now? Will you?

Chris Paul said...

With spolling like that you can take a running jump matey.

Chris Paul said...

Laughter is the best medicine recommends Cllr John Leech MP as he reveals the shocking FACT that ALL hospitals and doctors and dentists and vetinarians in the North West of England are to be closed TOMORROW. He knows this because a Doctor Nostrodamus told him and he has a diary note of the exact time and place: "1 April 2005 at 11 am". There will be no police whatsoever to quell the expected rioting as they are all closed too. The libraries, arts and leisure centres are all closed. All parks are knee deep in doggy doos. And there are leaves blocking every drain in the country. All this has been done by Tony Blair.

Rev Peter Tatchell said...

Man on far left :- Can't you look a bit gayer than that John

Man in the muddle :- What do you mean 'look'

Chris Paul said...

Sorry, the place was a dark corridor in one of the more sordid corners of a doomed hospital.

Another caption:

By collecting all the vouchers in the 2005 Lib Campaign Focus series the lucky candidate found he had enough imaginatively designed paper to cover all the walls in the Gawsworth Asylum.

Any good?

Adele said...

Chris that wasn't a caption more a general comment.

Agricola said...

"The finaslists in the dodgy haircut competition turn up to collect their certificates."