DALE "EXCLUSIVE": Mirror Editor Joshes with Select Committee

High Tory blogger Iain Dale's knickers are in a twist. His political friend Dave/id Cameron has been the victim of some bin-nobbling by the rats of the tabloid press and their disgusting vermin investigators.

They have found lots of recyclables - but as yet no evidence whatsoever of policies - in the wannabe PM and former restaurant smasher and toker's rubbish bins.

Worst of all some distant managing editor has joshed with a PSC that they don't go through bins and (contradicting humourously) there is nothing much of value in them anyway. Laughter from Hon Members.

Dave/id Cameron should either get a lockable bin to hide his recycling gaffes OR, perhaps better, do a better job on his environmentally friendly mythology by sticking to it.

Out with lurchers, greyhound and partner yesterday met a brace of fantastic husky puppies. Perhaps three or four months old, soft and cuddly and ready to tow Mr Cameron's trike to the recycling bins at the drop of a hat tip.

CAPTION: Delighted children bussed out from NAS digs in Cowley are pleased to recycle tons of landfill created by Mr Cameron and his nuclear family. "Thank goodness Mr David is such a muck rabbit*" said one asylum seeker "Mr Gordon gave us nothing. * Translated from native Xhosa.