Crafty Cockneys: Which Way to the Stadium?

Clearly Greater Manchester has quite a number of good and great sporting clubs and stadia. But when it's Champions' League Semi Final and a cockney overtakes on the inside, where there is no lane, winds down the window and asks which way to the stadium you have to be a bit tight not to immediately direct them to Old Trafford.

But given that one has to pass two other stadia to get there from mine it seemed worth making this likely lad work. The Stadium?

Two soft but supremely well taken goals conceded, three excellent goals scored. One happy cockney reaching that stadium in time for a couple of prawn sandwiches and a mocha before kick off.