Thursday, June 28, 2007

This Week: Diane Abbott Wears Crib On Her Hand

Yes, really. She seemed to have Lord Mark Malloch-Brown's name biro'ed on her proverbial sleeve. Once this became apparent Michael Portillo couldn't keep his eyes off Diane's lower arm, looking for clues as to her next moves. He's a card that one.

Sadly Michael insisted he had not been approached for a role with Brown's team. Even more surprisingly Diane had also escaped the notice of the selectors. There's always tomorrow. Lib Dem Rosie Boycott thought Lord Pantsdown should have taken the shilling. For the good of the nation.

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