Guido Fawkes: Fart, Snot, Wank, Sith, Snot, Fair

What is it with Mr GuF and his obsession with other people's bodily functions? Apparently the "long-awaited" 'phone virus of a man scratching his nose. Is now available. If like Mr GuF, and Dick and Dom in da bungalow, you are obsessed with bogeys and four letter words you can pick the snot FOC here.

I surmise from this obsession that the reason why Mr GuF appeared in the shadows on Newsnight is that he can't keep his hands off his own nose and other bits and is very ashamed of that.

According to BBC insiders The Staines got shown up quite clearly.