Dogging in Alexander Park: Incident Report

Lucky dogs get another substantial outing. Alexander Park. Excellent park for dogging and logging both and with an open wood fire to feed today we kills two birds with one stone.

Highlight may have been my chance to recreate a killer scene from The Wizard of Oz. Calling the dogs I shout at the top of my voice: "Ignore the funny man, weeing on the tree". It is 4.00pm in the afternoon, local schools are emptying, the man is five feet from the park boundary, near an access gate.

If he blushed, tough. The Wizzer of Odd. There should be a law against it.

There is? Oh. PEOPLE, CONTROL YOUR BOWELS WON'T YOU?