Thick Blue Line: Baseball Cap Heist Suspects Go Quietly

In an unprecedented occurence the Metropolitan Police are agreeing entirely with the estimates of some grim faced protestors in the capital. Both groups agree that 18,500 are marching.

The organisers back up their figures with hard evidence. They have run out of baseball caps for their burly activists. 15,000 were ordered, they claim, though we have not seen the receipts.

Rumours emanating from the Met that many of marchers are "cheap slags" who have taken one cap to wear and another to wash are dismissed as "false witness".

The clandestine motto of many "cells" of well drilled protestors, linked in a loose national network, in furthering their ends by "borrowing" from other groups is we're told "Stolen With Pride".