Hilarious Torch Relay: French Did Not Snuff the Flame

You will be glad to hear that those cheese-eating surrender monkeys DID NOT, repeat DID NOT allow the Beijing Olympic Flame to be forcibly extinguished. Not even once, never mind the four times put about by the decadent western running dog lackeys of capitalism.

It's simply not true. And that's official!

If you find any "mistakes" on the official web coverage from Beijing you can report them here. CP-LOL - with all its politically dangerous and decadent coverage - is sadly BANNED BY THE STATE in China, a fact bringing congratulations from brave and resourceful souls within that jurisdiction.