Nadine Dorries: No Humanzees Here, Muppets We Have

Unity has brilliantly combined a chain letter doing the rounds in the Christian fundie backwaters of America, suggesting Kenyans are trying to bring down magic to harm McCain and Palin, with Dotty Dorries MP's Prevention of Unicorns Act. Class. Dorries being a newsworthy blogging MP of course and world famous half-woman half-Muppet. With all the zeal of the convert.

UPDATE 16:37: Thanks to Dale's twitter. Dorries Will Blog On and claims she had 800,000 visitors in a month. This is probably a 40-fold exaggeration because of the way her "blogging software" counts "hits".