Parliamentary Researcher Wanted: But Not Advertised

My grapevine tells me there is a particularly interesting and spectacularly over-paid MP researcher job at the HoP coming up on the Conservative side. And no, it's not another David Davis constructive dismissal, nothing like that. Alas, when I look at Work 4 MP there are but seven Tory jobs, mostly of the intern variety, and certainly not the plum job in question.

Does make me wonder how the newsworthy blogging MP will fill the upcoming post. Would probably suit a gold-digging little minnie the minx or dennis the menace on the prowl for well-heeled marriage material.