EXCLUSIVE: BNP Nazi Edmonds Rebuts Adams Penis Jibe

THIS JUST IN FROM BNP PRESS OFFICERS: From a speech by Richard Edmonds to West Yorkshire BNP: "No, no, take heart, these reports of missing testicles and the like are quite wrong my dear little storm troopers.

"Adolf Hitler - still alive and living in Halifax - has a full set, and believe you me Derek Adams' is (gestures) this size."