John Leech MP: Dishonest John Counts The Days

So, John Leech absented himself from the stage at the biggest transport debate in his own constituency, arriving late, skulking at the back almost invisibly and not choosing any of the THREE options offered:

YES, I support the Passenger Transport Improvements and Peak Time Charging

NO, I don't support the Passenger Transport Improvements and Peak Time Charging

DON'T KNOW YET, whether I am coming or going on this, better get a day ticket

Instead he kept his cards and his arms and his hand and his fingers firmly up his sleeve. Have some parliamentary elves painted "Love" and "Hate" in magenta on his nails or something? Has he even been in Westminster enough for this to happen? Anyway. Between the three options there really ought to be something for everyone. As we blogged yesterday he was in effect looking down on his own candidacy's funeral.

Mmmm, now let's think, has he been missing any other important debates this past week? ... He's just day dreaming of a summer holiday. And resumption of his erstwhile career in an RAC call centre. Or perhaps it'll be back to Maccie Ds?