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PICKLES PARTY DRUNK AND DISORDERLY: Not Paul Staines/Guido Fawkes Shock!
The oleaginous Eric Pickles MP - who here demonstrates some fellow feeling for the three drunken oiks taken to the cells following a Pickles-fuelled piss up at the Palace of Westminster last evening - is apparently hoping to do his bit for the planet by recycling his most copious oils and fats for vehicle fuel. He has already started.
Waste not want not. Plenty of oil and fat to go round. As Eric himself says with such attractive self-deprecation:"This could be the way forward for making use of a waste product which has previously been a bit of a problem and health hazard for catering establishments across the country."
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Hmm...
I thought this was going to be a story about Eric Pickles going in for some liposuction...
Eric mentions only excess fats from "light supper". Presumably the results of eating all the pies are closely hoarded about his person. Could probably run a small bus company for a week if he were to recycle via the Lipo pump ...
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