Damian McBride: Missing? Working on "Diss-and-Tell" Book?

Guido is repeating BBC claims that Damian McBride is "Gone Missing" and speculating that he may be back in Ireland with a tumbler of Paddy's whiskey, a nice turf fire, a tureen of Bantry Bay Oysters (with no R in the month and all), and a poison pen going hell for leather. Rattling off a "diss-and-tell" volume to replace his missing gargantuan salary.

Alongside this I hear he’s working on an anthology of vicious kiss and tell pen portraits of Tory bloggers … Fawkes, Dale, and the raving mythomaniac Nadine Dorries MP.

No idea what he will call that one but I'm suggesting he calls his unauthorised auto-biography “Plenty More Last Straws ... But All My Camels’ Backs Are Now Broken”.

Further suggestions may be offered in comments. Camel Photo: Cyan Concept and design: LOL.