Those nutty slackers at Rochdale RAW are obsessed! Well done they!
I think it was Aristotle who first noticed the universal truth: "You can't shine a turd". But the PR Paul Rowen "Bananas Lib Dem MP for Rochdale" PR Crew don't get it. They appear to be trying to do just that. Their motto being:
"The mediocre lightweight puffed up self-aggrandising hot air machine Paul Rowen MP may be Mad, Bad and Dangerous to know (or not) ... but he ain't bananas and don't you dare say he is bananas!"
Now these would be turd polishers have also begun a deflection campaign involving traditional eve of Ramadan Santas, reindeer, puddings and crackers being strung up from the lamp posts of Pennine Rochdale.
This Lib Dem conspiracy is surely aimed at making bananas Rowen's banana denial fixation - demanding a seven paragraph admission/refutation with menaces and extortion, and the ejaculating of all manner of barnpot legal letters - seem "Normal For Rochdale".
Well, it's not Paul, it's not even normal for Narnia. Stop taking the piss out of Rochdale. Rather than wanting to be a throwback to the great depression for ever and a day Rochdale people deserve some respect and some leadership and action. They face the highest unemployment in the land and some of the worst council services in the region. Not to mention asbestos. Not to mention sleaze. Stop feeding your face and buttering up the organs of the town. Pull your finger out! Or resign in disgrace.
You are a fucking clown Paul Rowen. Lacking only: a sense of humour, a sense of pathos, any physical presence, any comedic timing, or even a dratted custard pie. Yes we have one banana. A knob of butter. A scone. A filthy little Maccy D burger. And a shiny red nose and big fuck off in-your-face feet. But no-one in Rochdale's ROFLing at your low rent antics.
Ringmaster Hennigan is a fucking clown also. And the rest of them are fucking clowns too. A troupe of fucking clowns paid by the taxpayer and by the council taxpayer.
The only question for the Rochdale Labour people is whether they ought to fight fire with fire and start competing with Bananas Paul for the pratfall applause and the longed for belly laugh.
Does unremittingly negative name recognition - even for being the idiot MP who once indisputably bought a banana for 40p and later spent months trying to make this FACT go away - create a negative incumbency? Or is it a case of all news is good news for this wretch?