Comrades, Colleagues, Sisters, Brothers
Here is that Cuts news in full. One dozen CUTS we have already achieved, and a FISTFUL more we will ASPIRE to. Yes! Comrades, Colleagues, Sisters, Brothers (repeat ad lib throughout speech) we WILL not shy away from CUTS in privilege, poverty and inequality and INVESTMENT in fairness, a common wealth and justice for all:
And that's not all! Here are some more CUTS to look forward to:
The people's Gordon is deepest RED!
Onwards and upwards Comrades etc!
Let's be having these Tories CUT and on the run!