Guido's Friday Caption Compo is bringing out the worst of the Tory sockpuppeterati RIGHT HERE where the picture has an alt. saying "Wister". Any fool know it should be "Wistar" or in this case "Waster". My suggestion:
Nick Clegg has sent me this totally terrific triffid. It’s asleep. May be hungry when it wakes up he said. Eats anything. Loves Tories.