Lucky Break: No John "Hospital Hoax" Leech MP

Can't say that Cllr Kerron Cross was actually fortunate to mash his hand with breaks and dislocation as he kept goal for five minutes against some visiting Ugandan relations. However at least we can take comfort that John "Hospital Hoax" Leech MP was not on the team.

He would most likely have told Kerron that the NHS was going to hell in a handcart and that any hospital he considered attending was slated for closure. Medical and especially cancer hoaxes should lead to resignation John. Even junior Tory Boys know that much. Get the letter in the post now.

UPDATE 22:55: Getting increasingly pissy emails from Leech over the print business and latterly other random unparliamentary nonsense.