Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Brief Encounter: On the Game in Chelmsford


Ann Widdecombe was last night forced to deny any sexual liaison with Iain Dale such was their red hot on stage chemistry in their XXXX road show.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I heard Willie Rushton once say that he had heard Ann Widdecombe rant on for half an hour on the evils of homosexuality.

"After half an hour in her presence I suddenly realised that I was homosexual myself," said the great man.

Chris Paul said...

Did his doctor or priest recommend 30 minutes listening to Mr Dale as a reliable remedy?

Anonymous said...

Why would he need a 'remedy'?

Chris Paul said...

No offence intended anon. Of course no remedy is called for. Of course.

Mr Rushton, a born again heterosexual apparently, turned by Widdy. Certain doctors and priests, and Ms Widdy herself of course, do offer condemnations and remedies in all seriousness ...

In my case this was an attempt to match the Willie humour. Possibly unsuccessful. I am taking the piss out of gay bashing clerics, doctors and politicians.