Nadine Dorries: Will She Pip Squeak After Speccies?

Little Dorries is up for another award today. No, not Princess of the Blogs. This time it's The Spectator "Readers' Choice" Parliamentarian of the Year Award. The Window Lickers over at GuF's will probably think this is some kind of upmarket Readers' Wives effort, but it certainly is not. Nads seems to think she might win if it wasn't for the fact that she is so self-effacing and low-profile, as a newbie. But if there's any justice in the world her fibs would all unravel, she would be de-selected like some kind of Den Dover, and she would never win the thing.

But what's this? Although she fibbed about the name of the award - she only done gone won the thing!!! Hurrah. But then Mandy won Newcomer of the Year ... a dab or two of irony seems to come into play.

Perhaps with this success The Spectator's Mid Beds Fizz* will loosen her tongue and she'll tell us what a cracking little worker her purely by coincidence daughter and latest parliamentary researcher Philippa Storm Dorries has turned out to be.

* Mid Beds Fizz is similar to Bucks Fizz, plenty of fizz and juicy stories, but with an absence of substance.