Remember, Remember: Bonfire of Vanities Approacheth

Seasonal treasure Guido Fawkes lights blue touch paper and should retire. He's so very venal, careless and vendetta driven.

Here, apropos of nothing, is the extraordinarily dim, as in dimly lit, Paul Staines masquerading as Guido Fawkes masquerading as an exceedingly dim blogger, getting a good roasting from both Jezzer and Whitey in the lead up to April Fool's Day 2007. I'm told that Fawkes WAS NOT wearing an APRIL FOOL GUIDO tee shirt, though the likes of the Daily Mail might later pretend that he was. Shame on them if they did. As bad as GuF.